Something has gone wrong with my food supply. I don’t know why but the ready and varied snacks have dwindled. Jaq is talking diets and how we need to be ‘beach body ready’ but I have no clue what that means.
And to make matters worse, she made me stand on that glass thing for a ‘weigh-in’, and I tried not to comply but she forced me and then said things have got to change.
What is a day without treats? It’s a dull day, that’s what I say, though I did see all my mates in the park – apart from Dougal that is. He’s a little out of favour after he killed a squirrel. How did he manage to catch it? That’s what I want to know. I’ve been bombing it down my garden at least three times a day in hot pursuit and not got anywhere near a darn squirrel. Unbelievable.